Monday, June 11, 2007

Driving Along in My Automobile...

Disclaimer: This is not written with the a Christlike attitude. Forgive me.

Okay, so I'm driving along minding my own business, singing a little ditty when I see it (brake screeching sound here). I see something in B's yard. It's a sign...



Okay, so it wasn't that exact sign...it only said "No Trespassing" and didn't have the "Police Take Notice" part...I found that picture on the internet. You didn't expect me to risk life and limb to take an actual picture of it did you? I must admit I was VERY tempted, but the rule follower in me simply would not allow it.

Can you believe that? Who DOES that? We live in a NEIGHBORHOOD for pete's sake. Please someone tell me why she bought a house in a neighborhood if she wanted to live the life of a recluse? Buy a castle with a moat if you don't want neighbors. SERIOUSLY!

I guess I can take solace in the fact that it was facing the road and not our house.

I'm trying to think of a sign we can put up in our yard.

What do you think of this one?





5 comments:

shelley said...

ok, ok, i am laughing so hard i can barely type! i REALLY like the "mean people suck" sign! and although i know you won't, i really wish you would put it up, facing her house! maybe supper club could all wear shirts that said that in really bold print, and we could stand just inside your property line and face her house and sing "we are the world. . ." or something like that, really loudly and off key and . . .ok, ok, i'm fantacizing here, but it would be funny!

Carissa said...

i've got one word for you about "b" - WEIRDO!

Janelle said...

OH MYLANTA!!! I lost it! I called your house hoping to tease you and get the full story. Unbeknowst to me, but your babysitter answered the phone. She said "Hello" and I yelled "GET OUT!!!!!" She either thinks I am a mass murderer, or some peeping Tom. I really tried to persuade her that I was your good friend. I am not sure she believes me. She probably saw B's sign and just thought some stranger yelling "GET OUT!!!" over the phone was the norm for you.

Sparky said...

Girl - that woman is CRAZY. How sad it must be to live in her world.

JP's MOM said...

ok...is that even ALLOWED???? I would plant a GIANT kid painted beautiful sign that says TRESPASSERS WELCOME!!! what a FREAK! And I say that with the nicest intentions. i now have to get in the car and go see this for myself.